pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via asian)



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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via hotboyproblems)



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johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki, via feat)

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via sloshes)



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phresh-fashion:

californianchanel:

$$$

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